Saturday, July 14, 2012

A Dead Red Oleander by R.P. Dahlke: Guest Post & Excerpt

3rd in the Lalla Bains mystery series:

When a late in the season emergency forces Lalla Bains to accept a greenhorn ag pilot for her dad's cropdusting business, she sighs in relief . After all, he comes highly recommended, his physical is spotless, and with a name by Dewey Treat, what could possibly go wrong?

Then her quirky relatives arrive from Texas and things go south in a hurry: Dewey Treat drops dead, his tearful widow claims he was murdered, clobbers Sherriff Caleb Stone with his own gun, and makes a run for it. Lalla, convinced the widow is innocent, sets out to prove it—against the express wishes of fiancĂ© Caleb Stone.

Feds, local law, suspicious ag-pilots, nutso relatives, and her daddy's new sidekick, Bruce the goat, make life a living hell for Lalla. Will her nosey nature solve the crime and save the day? Or put them all in mortal danger?

The world is flat. I know it is, because for the last five hours the view has been exactly the same. Only the sun has done any traveling, working its long shadows through straight lines of harvested cotton. A few crows shop the furrowed rows for worms, weevils and grasshoppers. One hops over to inspect the truck I’m lying under, cocks a beady black eye, probably attracted to the shiny metal police-issued handcuffs, my hand in one of the cuffs, dangling from wrist to arm, and finally down to me, Lalla Bains, aero-ag pilot, sometime busybody, meddling where I shouldn’t—again. I’m dirt smeared and sweaty, thinking if I get out of this alive, if the killer doesn’t return to finish me off, I’ll foreswear all future sleuthing. My dad, Caleb my fiancĂ©, my best friend Roxanne, and half of Stanislaus County will be pleased to bear witness to that promise.
I will, this time. Really, I will.
I waggle my grubby, unpainted and unadorned fingers at the crow. Too bad I didn’t have on my engagement ring, maybe I could get him to peck at the lock mechanism and open it. Yeah, right, and while I’m hallucinating, maybe get him to bring me a nice cold Pepsi.
I never wear the ring when I’m working, and I’d worked today, starting at three a.m. as I usually do during the long hot season of flying cropdusters. I spread chemicals over cotton fields like this one to keep the aforementioned weevils from devouring the plants. Today was my last flight, and probably my last job as an aero-ag pilot, since my dad’s business will soon be absorbed by another, larger outfit in Merced.
The crow is unimpressed with my status—after all I’m the one recumbent under a truck, unable to move. His sharp black eyes take in the cuff and then my hopeful face. Any interest he may have had at my predicament is answered with a fluff of wings, and I swear—a wink. Then he flaps up on to the hood, and his sharp claws rat-tat-tat across the top of the cab. He lands in the empty bed of the truck and a quick, sharp, whistle says he’s found that wadded up McDonald’s bag from yesterday. Yesterday, when I still had a life that didn't include murderous suspects. He fusses at the paper bag for a few more minutes until it’s agreed there’s nothing left but a greasy wrapper. I hear his wings flap again, and wheels up he flies off to the freedom I can only dream about.
I roll onto a shoulder so I can look out from under the truck. North. The truck is facing North where I’ve been hooked up and alone for most of the day, without water, a cell, or hope.
I follow the tracks as they rolled over the berm, cutting twin ruts in the banked up earth, the crazy, jigsaw pattern of my reckless descent. Tops of trucks whiz past. Trucks and cars with drivers intent on dinner, home, family—me too.
Someone could notice. I think. There are those lines leading down through the harvested cotton and finally to me under the truck. That is, if the driver in one of those big semis took his eyes off the road, and turned his head for a quick glance at the flattened, dry and totally unappealing two-hundred acres.  I’m sure he would see the truck down here where it wasn’t supposed to be. I sure wouldn’t give it a second glance.
A car slows and rolls to a stop. A door slams. My heart quickens and in the heat of late summer a feathery light shiver of fear runs across my skin. I lie waiting. I hear dirt clods tumble as footsteps make their way through the ruined plants, a curse as one sticks to his pant leg. A pair of brogues—black, with enough shine on them to reflect part of a tan pant leg with a navy blue stripe. His knees pop as he squats down to follow the cuffed wrist to the bumper, and finally down to me, snuggled in between the row of cotton under my dad’s old farm truck. He removes the California Highway Patrol cap, and I notice stripes on his sleeve—a sergeant, maybe someone bright enough to figure out I’m not a criminal.
My blonde hair, which usually counts for a few points with most men, is presently adorned with cotton stems and fluffy balls. The rest of me, is streaked with dirt. Not my best look.
We stare at each other for a minute. I’m parched. My lips are cracked, and my tongue is dry, and it sticks to the roof of my mouth. I need that Pepsi, maybe a rum and Coke, before I can possibly say a word. I swallow, thinking nothing will come out.
But then he does the one thing guaranteed to fix my pipes.
"So," he drawls, "What’s your story, little lady?"

My current release is the 3rd in the Lalla Bains Mystery series, A Dead Red Oleander. This is humorous mystery, and a recent review by The Kindle Book Review likened it to "Janet Evanovich with crop-dusters." I know I write with humor, 'cause it's fun, but I also work very hard at the mystery, too. So, it's with some chagrin that the reviewers go on about how funny this new book is… my fault I guess. I did have to go and put that silly little white goat with the oleander sticking out of his mouth on the front of the book. My idea of a joke since everyone, well almost everyone, that goats instinctively avoid oleanders. And then I get letters from readers (that's because I encourage communication) and they have all kinds of questions:"Do I still fly crop-dusters?" (not me, my bio very clear on that one!) and, "What's it like to be a NY runway model?" I do have to remind readers that I LIE for a living.

I love writing, and even better, I love having readers tell me that they enjoy my books. If a reader likes what they've read, there's nothing sweeter to the ears of a novelist than to hear from a reader that they liked it. I don't know if your readers realize this, but our job is to sit at a computer and pound at the keys for hours, days, months… alone. It's nice to sell our books, but the sweetest, happiest times of my life, are when I hear that readers like my books.

 I start my day at 6 a.m. then some kind of exercise (Zumba and yoga keep me from setting up like cement),then some contact with social media, then breakfast, then the door closed, no music, just me in my head, coffee, some chocolate (for a good page written) and some notes to jump-start my day.

I'm lucky to have beta readers that aren't family members. Yes, my long suffering husband likes to read my books before they go to print, and he's great at catching typos, but I'm also lucky to have a nice combination of published authors and beta readers, some who've read my books from the very beginning. I gotta tell you, nobody is harder on me than my writing friends and beta readers, most of whom, I've never met personally. I'm very very grateful to these wonderful readers of my books.

You asked about my first sale and as I write this I'm looking at the check, uncashed, for the hefty sum of $10.00 from a now defunct mystery magazine. I remember doing a happy dance when I got it. I was in print for the very first time, sure that big things would come of it soon. That was 2003, and most of my books, stories languished in back drawer until I got a contract with a small publisher, and then my books languished on a couple of small bookstore/bookshelves until Amazon got into the book business in a big way with their kindle reader. I got on board in 2011 as a self-published author through Amazon kindle and Create Space in print. I re-edited my Dead Red Series: A Dead Red Cadillac and A Dead Red Heart and published the newest in the series, A Dead Red Oleander, in early June, 2012. I'm a happy Indie author with Amazon, because quite frankly, no other publisher has done as much for me as Amazon.

I'm presently working on the Sequel to A Dangerous Harbor, my romantic sailing mystery set in Mexico. This will include two characters from the first book: Gabe Alexander, still on the lam from the feds in the states, and Leila Standiford, Soap queen, Hollywood starlet. It's tentatively titled, Hurricane Hole and will be out before the end of 2012.

I sort of fell into the job of running a crop-dusting business when my dad decided he’d rather go on a cruise than take another season of lazy pilots, missing flaggers, testy farmers and horrific hours.  After two years at the helm, I handed him back the keys and fled to a city without any of the above. And no, I was never a crop-duster.

 I write about a tall, blond and beautiful ex-model turned crop-duster who, to quote Lalla Bains, says: “I’ve been married so many times they oughta revoke my license.”  I wanted to give readers a peek at the not so-perfect -life of a beautiful blond. Lalla Bains is no Danielle Steele character, she’s not afraid of chipping her manicure. Scratch that, the girl doesn’t have time for a manicure what with herding a bunch of recalcitrant pilots and juggling work orders just to keep her father’s flagging business alive.

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